{"product_id":"4-inch-cork-cat-coaster-i-break-you-replace-cat-theme","title":"4 inch cork cat coaster – I break you replace - cat theme","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI Break You Replace – The Unspoken Cat-Owner Agreement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to cat ownership, where the rules are simple: your cat breaks it, you replace it. Vase? Gone. Picture frame? Shattered. Your favorite mug? History. This laser-engraved cork coaster celebrates the endless cycle of destruction and replacement that defines life with a mischievous feline.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour cat has zero remorse and even less concern for your belongings. They knock, they break, they walk away—and you? You grab the broom, order a replacement, and accept that this is just how things work now. It's not malice, it's just... cat logic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_ua7qq_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4-inch premium cork, laser-engraved for lasting detail\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProtects surfaces (one of the few things your cat can't break)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect gift for cat parents with a running tab at the home goods store\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDurable and practical—because you've learned to buy replacements in bulk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSet your drink down, survey the damage from today's \"accident,\" and add it to the shopping list. Your cat is already eyeing their next target. 🐾💥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Aptos',sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: Aptos; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eGraphics shown on coasters are used under commercial license by Online Coasters, LLC and remain the intellectual property of their respective owners. Laser engraved in our studio in La Porte, Indiana.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Online Coasters","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42137814925415,"sku":"CTM-BYR-CRK-4R","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/0148\/9511\/files\/IMG_7190.jpg?v=1769475078","url":"https:\/\/www.onlinecoasters.com\/products\/4-inch-cork-cat-coaster-i-break-you-replace-cat-theme","provider":"Online Coasters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}