{"product_id":"4-inch-cork-coaster-dont-question-the-cat","title":"4 inch cork coaster – don't question the cat","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDon't Question the Cat – Just Accept and Move On\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy did your cat knock that glass off the counter? Why are they staring at the wall? Why do they need to sit on your laptop right now? Don't question the cat. Their motives are beyond human comprehension, and honestly, it's better that way. This laser-engraved cork coaster is a reminder to simply accept the chaos and move forward.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour cat operates on a level of logic that defies explanation. They have their reasons, and those reasons are none of your business. Your job is to observe, clean up the mess, and never—ever—ask why. Because the cat said so.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_ua7qq_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4-inch premium cork, laser-engraved for lasting detail\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProtects surfaces from drinks (and existential questions about cat behavior)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect gift for cat parents who've learned to stop asking \"why?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDurable and practical—just like your acceptance of feline mysteries\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSet your coffee down, watch your cat do something inexplicable, and resist the urge to understand. Don't question the cat. Just let it happen. 🐾🤷\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Aptos',sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: Aptos; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eGraphics shown on coasters are used under commercial license by Online Coasters, LLC and remain the intellectual property of their respective owners. Laser engraved in our studio in La Porte, Indiana.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Online Coasters","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42137469911143,"sku":"CTM-DQC-CRK-4R","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/0148\/9511\/files\/IMG_7180.png?v=1769460685","url":"https:\/\/www.onlinecoasters.com\/products\/4-inch-cork-coaster-dont-question-the-cat","provider":"Online Coasters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}