{"product_id":"4-inch-cork-coaster-excuse-the-mess-our-dogs-are-making-memories-dog-theme-127314","title":"4 inch cork coaster – Excuse The Mess Our Dogs Are Making Memories – Dog theme 127314","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExcuse The Mess Our Dogs Are Making Memories – priorities, people!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis laser-engraved 4-inch cork coaster is the perfect explanation for why there's dog hair on the couch, toys scattered across the floor, and muddy paw prints leading to... well, everywhere. Sure, the house might look like a tornado of fur and fun passed through, but those memories? Priceless!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for the dog owner who's given up on pristine furniture and embraced the beautiful chaos of life with dogs, this coaster celebrates what really matters – the joy, the love, and yes, the glorious mess that comes with it. Whether you're sipping coffee while your pup destroys their third toy this week, or enjoying a drink while stepping over the obstacle course of dog beds and chew bones, this laser-engraved coaster protects your table while defending your lifestyle choices.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from natural cork with permanent laser engraving that won't fade (unlike your hope of ever having a clean house again), it's a gentle reminder to guests that the mess is intentional – or at least, totally worth it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_ua7qq_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDog owners who've made peace with the chaos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone whose cleaning schedule is \"eventually\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGifts for friends whose homes are lived-in and loved-in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProtecting tables in houses where dogs rule and cleanliness is negotiable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause a spotless house is nice, but dog-made memories are forever! 🐾💕\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eGraphics shown on coasters are used under commercial license by Online Coasters, LLC and remain the intellectual property of their respective owners. Laser engraved in our studio in La Porte, Indiana.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Online Coasters","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42221302284391,"sku":"DTM-DMM-CRK-4R","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/0148\/9511\/files\/IMG_7882.png?v=1772226468","url":"https:\/\/www.onlinecoasters.com\/products\/4-inch-cork-coaster-excuse-the-mess-our-dogs-are-making-memories-dog-theme-127314","provider":"Online Coasters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}