{"product_id":"4-inch-cork-coaster-i-can-t-have-kids-my-dog-is-allergic-dog-theme-127315","title":"4 inch cork coaster – – I Can’t Have Kids My Dog Is Allergic  – Dog theme 127315","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI Can't Have Kids My Dog Is Allergic – the perfect excuse, honestly!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis laser-engraved 4-inch cork coaster is the ultimate comeback for anyone who's tired of the \"when are you having kids?\" question. Sorry, can't do it – the dog said no! And let's be real, who are we to argue with our furry overlord's medical needs?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for the dog parent who's perfectly content with their four-legged family, this coaster delivers the message with humor and zero apologies. Whether you're sipping your morning coffee in blissful peace (no screaming toddlers here!), or enjoying a drink while your \"only child\" snoozes on the couch, this laser-engraved coaster protects your table while shutting down those awkward family dinner questions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from natural cork with permanent laser engraving that's as lasting as your commitment to your pup, it's the conversation starter that also ends the conversation. The crisp engraving won't fade – just like your dog's alleged allergy to children (wink, wink).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_ua7qq_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDog parents who are living their best child-free life\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone who needs a witty response to nosy questions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGifts for friends whose fur baby IS their baby\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProtecting tables while enjoying the quiet, dog-filled life\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause your dog's health comes first, and if they're allergic to kids, well... what can you do? 🐾😏\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eGraphics shown on coasters are used under commercial license by Online Coasters, LLC and remain the intellectual property of their respective owners. Laser engraved in our studio in La Porte, Indiana.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Online Coasters","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42221334954087,"sku":"DTM-IKA-CRK-4R","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/0148\/9511\/files\/IMG_7884.png?v=1772227884","url":"https:\/\/www.onlinecoasters.com\/products\/4-inch-cork-coaster-i-can-t-have-kids-my-dog-is-allergic-dog-theme-127315","provider":"Online Coasters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}