{"product_id":"4-inch-cork-coaster-i-dont-snore-i-just-prrrr-cat-theme","title":"4 inch cork coaster – I don't snore I just prrrr - cat theme","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI Don't Snore I Just Prrrr – The Cat's Defense\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLet's set the record straight: that rumbling, rattling sound coming from your napping cat isn't snoring—it's advanced purring. At least, that's their story and they're sticking to it. This laser-engraved cork coaster celebrates the adorable denial of cats everywhere who insist their loud sleep sounds are purely intentional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether your cat is sprawled across your lap, draped over the back of the couch, or claiming the entire bed, those suspiciously snore-like sounds are just... really enthusiastic purring. Deep, rhythmic, occasionally snorty purring. Totally different. Obviously.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_ua7qq_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4-inch premium cork, laser-engraved for lasting detail\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProtects surfaces while your cat \"purrs\" loudly in the background\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect gift for cat lovers who've heard the snore-purr debate firsthand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDurable and practical—just like your cat's commitment to this excuse\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSet your coffee down, listen to your cat's \"purring\" from across the room, and let them maintain their dignity. We all know the truth, but we'll let them have this one. 🐾😴\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Aptos',sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: Aptos; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eGraphics shown on coasters are used under commercial license by Online Coasters, LLC and remain the intellectual property of their respective owners. Laser engraved in our studio in La Porte, Indiana.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Online Coasters","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42137824886887,"sku":"CTM-PRR-CRK-4R","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/0148\/9511\/files\/IMG_7282.png?v=1769476207","url":"https:\/\/www.onlinecoasters.com\/products\/4-inch-cork-coaster-i-dont-snore-i-just-prrrr-cat-theme","provider":"Online Coasters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}