{"product_id":"4-inch-cork-coaster-i-knocked-it-over-on-purpose-cat-theme","title":"4 inch cork coaster – I knocked it over on purpose - cat theme","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI Knocked It Over on Purpose – Because Chaos Is the Plan\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt wasn't an accident. Your cat made direct eye contact, calculated the trajectory, and deliberately sent that pen\/glass\/phone crashing to the floor. Why? Because they could. This laser-engraved cork coaster honors the truth every cat owner knows: nothing falls by accident in a house with cats.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether it's testing gravity for the 47th time or simply asserting dominance over inanimate objects, your cat's destructive tendencies are 100% intentional. And that smug look afterward? Pure satisfaction. They regret nothing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_ua7qq_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4-inch premium cork, laser-engraved for lasting detail\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProtects surfaces (ironically, since your cat destroys everything else)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect gift for cat parents who've learned to keep valuables out of paw's reach\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDurable and practical—unlike anything left on your countertop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSet your drink down carefully, keep it away from the edge, and pray your cat doesn't make eye contact. Because if they do, it's going down. Literally. 🐾😼\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Aptos',sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: Aptos; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eGraphics shown on coasters are used under commercial license by Online Coasters, LLC and remain the intellectual property of their respective owners. Laser engraved in our studio in La Porte, Indiana.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Online Coasters","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42137827475559,"sku":"CTM-KOP-CRK-4R","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/0148\/9511\/files\/IMG_7186.jpg?v=1769476527","url":"https:\/\/www.onlinecoasters.com\/products\/4-inch-cork-coaster-i-knocked-it-over-on-purpose-cat-theme","provider":"Online Coasters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}