{"product_id":"4-inch-cork-coaster-i-never-dreamed-id-grow-up-to-be-a-crazy-cat-lady-cat-theme","title":"4 inch cork coaster – I never dreamed I'd grow up to be a crazy cat lady - cat theme","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up to Be a Crazy Cat Lady – But Here I Am, Living the Dream\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlot twist: you didn't plan this life, but somehow you're living it—and loving every fur-covered, litter-box-cleaning, 3 AM meowing moment of it. This laser-engraved cork coaster celebrates the unexpected journey from \"maybe one cat\" to \"I've lost count and I'm okay with that.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSure, you thought you'd have different hobbies, fewer cat toys scattered around, and furniture without claw marks. But life had other plans, and those plans involved multiple cats, endless purrs, and becoming the person who shows strangers photos of their cats. No regrets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_ua7qq_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4-inch premium cork, laser-engraved for lasting detail\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProtects surfaces from drinks (and judgment from non-cat people)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect gift for proud cat ladies who've embraced their destiny\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDurable and practical—just like your commitment to adopting \"just one more\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSet your coffee down, count your cats (again), and own the title. Crazy cat lady isn't an insult—it's an achievement. 🐾👑\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Aptos',sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: Aptos; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eGraphics shown on coasters are used under commercial license by Online Coasters, LLC and remain the intellectual property of their respective owners. Laser engraved in our studio in La Porte, Indiana.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Online Coasters","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42137832816743,"sku":"CTM-CCL-CRK-4R","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/0148\/9511\/files\/IMG_7272.png?v=1769477377","url":"https:\/\/www.onlinecoasters.com\/products\/4-inch-cork-coaster-i-never-dreamed-id-grow-up-to-be-a-crazy-cat-lady-cat-theme","provider":"Online Coasters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}