{"product_id":"4-inch-cork-coaster-if-i-can-t-bring-my-dog-i-m-not-going-dog-theme-127308","title":"4 inch cork coaster – If I Can’t Bring My Dog I’m Not Going – Dog theme 127308","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf I Can't Bring My Dog I'm Not Going – non-negotiable!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis laser-engraved 4-inch cork coaster is the official policy statement of every devoted dog owner. Wedding? Is it dog-friendly? Vacation? Better have a pet-friendly hotel. Dinner party? Hope the host likes fur! If the dog can't come, then neither can you – it's really that simple.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for the person who's turned down countless invitations because their pup wasn't included on the guest list, this coaster celebrates unwavering loyalty to your four-legged plus-one. Whether you're enjoying your coffee at home (where your dog is always welcome), or sipping a drink while planning your next dog-approved adventure, this laser-engraved coaster protects your table while standing firm on your boundaries.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from natural cork with crisp, permanent laser engraving that won't budge – just like your stance on bringing your dog everywhere. The design is as steadfast as your commitment to never leaving your best friend behind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_ua7qq_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDog owners with a strict \"we're a package deal\" policy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone who's mastered the art of the dog-related excuse\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGifts for friends who only go to dog-friendly establishments\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProtecting tables in homes where the dog comes first\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause if your dog isn't invited, it's not worth going anyway! 🐾✋\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eGraphics shown on coasters are used under commercial license by Online Coasters, LLC and remain the intellectual property of their respective owners. Laser engraved in our studio in La Porte, Indiana.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Online Coasters","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42221504692327,"sku":"DTM-NGO-CRK-4R","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/0148\/9511\/files\/IMG_7870.png?v=1772235072","url":"https:\/\/www.onlinecoasters.com\/products\/4-inch-cork-coaster-if-i-can-t-bring-my-dog-i-m-not-going-dog-theme-127308","provider":"Online Coasters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}