{"product_id":"4-inch-cork-coaster-nap-first-questions-later-cat-theme","title":"4 inch cork coaster – nap first questions later - cat theme","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNap First Questions Later – The Cat Philosophy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy deal with life's problems when you can just... sleep on it? Your cat has mastered the art of prioritizing rest over literally everything else, and honestly, they might be onto something. This laser-engraved cork coaster celebrates the feline approach to life: nap first, ask questions never.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHungry? Nap first. Bored? Nap first. Hear a strange noise? Definitely nap first. Your cat's schedule revolves around strategic snoozing, and this coaster is a tribute to their unwavering commitment to doing absolutely nothing with maximum dedication.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_ua7qq_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4-inch premium cork, laser-engraved for lasting detail\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProtects surfaces while you contemplate adopting the nap-first lifestyle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect gift for cat lovers who've witnessed 18-hour sleep marathons\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDurable and practical—because quality rest requires quality coasters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSet your coffee down, watch your cat claim their 47th nap of the day, and consider following their lead. Questions can wait. The couch is calling. 🐾😴\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Aptos',sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: Aptos; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eGraphics shown on coasters are used under commercial license by Online Coasters, LLC and remain the intellectual property of their respective owners. Laser engraved in our studio in La Porte, Indiana.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Online Coasters","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42139801354343,"sku":"CTM-NFQ-CRK-4R","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/0148\/9511\/files\/IMG_7178.png?v=1769529334","url":"https:\/\/www.onlinecoasters.com\/products\/4-inch-cork-coaster-nap-first-questions-later-cat-theme","provider":"Online Coasters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}