{"product_id":"4-inch-cork-coaster-pet-me-now-or-else-cat-theme","title":"4 inch cork coaster – pet me now or else - cat theme","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePet Me Now or Else – A Feline Ultimatum\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn't a request. It's a demand with consequences. Your cat has spoken, and the message is clear: pet me now, or face the wrath of knocked-over water glasses, 3 AM zoomies, and strategic hairball placement. The choice is yours, but choose wisely.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis laser-engraved cork coaster perfectly captures the delightful tyranny of living with a cat who knows exactly what they want and isn't afraid to enforce it. Affection on their terms, attention on their schedule, and absolutely no negotiation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_ua7qq_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4-inch premium cork, laser-engraved for lasting detail\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProtects surfaces from your drink (and your cat's judgment)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect gift for cat parents who understand the \"or else\" is very real\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDurable and practical—unlike your cat's patience when ignored\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSet down your coffee, extend your hand, and start petting. Your cat is waiting, and the \"or else\" clause is about to kick in. You've been warned. 🐾⚠️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Aptos',sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: Aptos; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eGraphics shown on coasters are used under commercial license by Online Coasters, LLC and remain the intellectual property of their respective owners. Laser engraved in our studio in La Porte, Indiana.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Online Coasters","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42139827503207,"sku":"CTM-PNO-CRK-4R","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/0148\/9511\/files\/IMG_7184.jpg?v=1769529858","url":"https:\/\/www.onlinecoasters.com\/products\/4-inch-cork-coaster-pet-me-now-or-else-cat-theme","provider":"Online Coasters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}