{"product_id":"4-inch-cork-coaster-shed-hair-dont-care-cat-theme","title":"4 inch cork coaster – shed hair don't care - cat theme","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShed Hair Don't Care – The Cat Owner's Motto\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlack pants? White shirt? Doesn't matter—you're wearing cat hair, and you've made peace with it. This laser-engraved cork coaster celebrates the universal truth that cat ownership means embracing fur as a permanent accessory. It's not a mess, it's a lifestyle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLint rollers are cute and all, but let's be real: you gave up that battle long ago. Now you wear your cat's fur like a badge of honor, proof that you're loved by a fuzzy overlord who sheds with reckless abandon and zero remorse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_ua7qq_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4-inch premium cork, laser-engraved for lasting detail\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProtects surfaces (unlike your clothes, which are beyond saving)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect gift for cat parents who've accepted the fur-covered life\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDurable and practical—just like your commitment to never owning anything black again\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSet down your coffee, brush the fur off your sleeve (again), and embrace the truth: shed hair don't care. And neither do you anymore. 🐾😸\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Aptos',sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: Aptos; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eGraphics shown on coasters are used under commercial license by Online Coasters, LLC and remain the intellectual property of their respective owners. Laser engraved in our studio in La Porte, Indiana.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/strong\u003e Material: Cork. Quantity: 1 individual coaster. Size: 4-inch round coaster.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Online Coasters","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42139877834855,"sku":"CTM-SDC-CRK-4R","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/0148\/9511\/files\/IMG_7174.jpg?v=1769530420","url":"https:\/\/www.onlinecoasters.com\/products\/4-inch-cork-coaster-shed-hair-dont-care-cat-theme","provider":"Online Coasters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}