{"product_id":"4-inch-cork-coaster-you-may-feed-me-now-cat-theme","title":"4 inch cork coaster – you may feed me now - cat theme","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou May Feed Me Now – A Royal Decree from Your Feline Overlord\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's not a request. It's not a suggestion. It's a command from the highest authority in your household—your cat. This laser-engraved cork coaster perfectly captures that imperious tone every cat parent knows all too well: \"You may feed me now... and make it snappy.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether it's 3 AM or 3 PM, mealtime is whenever your cat decides it is. This 4-inch laser-engraved cork coaster celebrates the delightful audacity of our feline friends who believe staff (that's you) should be available 24\/7 for their dining pleasure.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_ua7qq_146\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4-inch premium cork, laser-engraved for lasting detail\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProtects surfaces while you serve your furry monarch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect gift for cat lovers who understand their role as personal chef\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDurable and practical—just like your devotion to your demanding kitty\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSet your coffee down, acknowledge the decree, and get to that food bowl. Your cat is waiting, and patience is not a feline virtue. 🐾👑\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Aptos',sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: Aptos; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eGraphics shown on coasters are used under commercial license by Online Coasters, LLC and remain the intellectual property of their respective owners. Laser engraved in our studio in La Porte, Indiana.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Online Coasters","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42139969224807,"sku":"CTM-YFM-CRK-4R","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/0148\/9511\/files\/IMG_7170.jpg?v=1769531560","url":"https:\/\/www.onlinecoasters.com\/products\/4-inch-cork-coaster-you-may-feed-me-now-cat-theme","provider":"Online Coasters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}