4 inch cork coaster – you exist to serve me - cat theme

You Exist to Serve Me – The Ultimate Cat Truth

In case you had any doubts about your purpose in life, let your cat set the record straight: you exist to serve them. Period. This laser-engraved cork coaster is a daily reminder that you're not a pet owner—you're staff. And your feline employer has very high standards.

From opening doors on demand to providing lap warmth at inconvenient times, your job description is extensive and non-negotiable. This 4-inch laser-engraved cork coaster celebrates the hilariously accurate power dynamic between cats and their devoted humans.

Features:

• 4-inch premium cork, laser-engraved for lasting detail
• Protects surfaces while reminding you of your true calling
• Perfect gift for cat parents who've accepted their servitude
• Durable and functional—because good help is hard to find

Place your drink, acknowledge your role, and await further instructions from your whiskered supervisor. Benefits include occasional purrs and the privilege of existing in their presence. 🐾😼

Graphics shown on coasters are used under commercial license by Online Coasters, LLC and remain the intellectual property of their respective owners. Laser engraved in our studio in La Porte, Indiana.